Monday, June 24, 2013

Breasts, boobs, tatas, the girls....

Today I had my consult with the plastic surgeon. The waiting room was very pleasant with a lovely waterfall and nice soft comfy seating. On the coffee table next to me was a plate of 3 glass apples - each a different size. To me they looked a lot like breasts with twisty nipples.  I found them quite humorous and was delighted to find several more among the shelf displays in the waiting room. After meeting my surgeon I am pretty sure that the I innuendo was quite intentional. I can appreciate a doctor with a sense of humor!

Mark was quite happy to watch as the female physician stared at, drew on, and took pictures of my breasts.  Before I opened my gown she asked what size I was and then what size I wanted to be. Mark  wanted me to tell her I wanted to go bigger - as a 36G I don't think I'm going bigger! LOL

I've actually been struggling with what size to go for. I suspect that no matter what it is it is going to feel very small. Regardless I do look forward to buying cute, inexpensive bras and being able to wear strapless or halter tops and dresses.

I do feel a little sad about losing my breasts. Although they have been annoying and frustrating at times - they have been a part of me for 40 years. When it comes down to it - I'd rather have 40 more years then boobs.

So now the next question - do I get nipples?
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  1. The MountelsJune 24, 2013 at 10:15 PM

    You forgot to mention the 10 or so Polaroids of boobs I got to, begrudgingly, look at. ;)

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  2. AnonymousJune 25, 2013 at 2:18 PM

    You will have to make a pros and cons list, I know how you hate lists and research. -GJ

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  3. UnknownJune 28, 2013 at 12:53 PM

    I think you should go with the hypnotizing swirls - that way you can use your fake boobs to convince Mark that you went bigger (or get anything else you want from him...hee hee)

    On a serious note - I can't imagine not having nipples. I know there will be scars but I think it would be weird, sort of like looking at a mannequin.

    Just my thoughts...

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  4. The MountelsJune 28, 2013 at 10:12 PM

    Lol...she doesn't need hypnotizing swirls; I am already mesmerized by her and would/will do anything for her. Oh OK....the swirls would be kinda cool!

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